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Saturday, May 21, 2016

A Hazy Hash and a Tale of Two Scots.

The last meeting of the Chiang Rai Hash House Harriers occurred on a smoky late afternoon on the 19th of March. As the hashscribe prefers to work under pressure and to deadline, he is writing its report on the afternoon of the next hash and his memory is similarly hazy. Arriving fashionably late, Pussy Rainbow almost ran over some missionaries walking their dogs who were trailing FRBs such as Alan Orr (yet to be named) and Bad Hobbit. The writer will now attempt to channel Jack Kerouac -  Trying to catch up the pack-leader and On On specialist, Stephen Lee, by following a different route, he passed plantations of the
pineapple and rubber variety, caught up with the gorgeous mutts, passed a dam, climbed through some bamboo, was harassed by local dingos (Southeast Asian native dogs), was shaded under stands of forest, passed a farm, came across some sweeping vistas in the Himalayan foothills, was entranced by some green slime ponds, was advised by Able Seaman, who should enter the World Masters Olympics in the 50km Walk
category representing Scotchland, to 'carry on' after catching up, Grandmaster Frozen Ring appeared with Ambrosia like nectar of the gods in the form of H2O while H2Hoe brought up the rear, upon us appeared a Sentinel Rock below a verboten monastery, advised to follow laziness or view, your interlocutor chose laziness to maintain the rock face view and to catch up with a cursing and bloody Hobbit down a steep ravine into a quary full of wild wheat, again appeared part of the dirt bike gang with refreshments, missing the bronze medal position, the Pussy arrived in the cool of the evening behind Mr. Lee (Mystery), the Little Drummer Boy and one of the two Johnnies, who were enjoying a beer with GM Flash and being regaled with Hobbits stories of the day, including dropping his bike and saying f%@k repeatedly while stamping his feet after his fall, Eventually the human and canine strollers arrived including our guest of honour, Scotch on the Rocks who was returning to the land of Billy Connolly to recharge her Dimple batteries - glug, glug, glug, och aye the noo with a spot of tennis, 
The circle was led by the (bored with this font style and size) Hares  were Frozen Ring and H2Hoe and included 16 attendees, including 2 aforementioned doggies, virgins were Stephen, ex-captain of the Myanmar Fighting Cocks Australian Football League, Anya - who Adam made come and their two dogs - Tinkerbell and Edward Wellington Catripper, Sid Vinicius - Adam made him come, BJJ the Muay Thai fighter with a Brazilian whom Adam also made come. Frozen Ring made them all come first and in turn H2 Hoe made them all come originally (we love the Hashcash), Alan's new moniker is Elephant Rim Shot. Thanks to Paul for covering Bruce's butt. See you in half an hour THAT IS ALL!


Monday, May 16, 2016

DIRECTIONS FOR SATURDAY MAY 21st HASH

After a month long hiatus, the hash is now back on and, would you look at that, we have some clean air to go with it...

-Frozen Ring

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DIRECTIONS

Date: Saturday May 21st
Time: 4 PM
Hare: Ring Master

Specifics
The starting point will be just outside Gate 2 Gate 3 of Rajabhat. 
GPS: 19.983217, 99.842640

1-From King Mengrai monument, head North on the highway for about 10k.
2-Follow the signs for Rajabhat university and turn left off the highway and head towards the main gate.
3-Instead of entering Rajabhat, stay left. That will take you by restaurants and then around 2 lakes: first a small one, then a big one. 
4-Towards the end of the big lake, you'll come to a T. Turn right towards the university and take an immediate left and park along that strip of road in front of a building under construction.