Hash Songs

Hash Songs

Here's to _____ he's so blue,

He's a hasher through and through

He's a piss-pot so they say

He tried to get to heaven 

But he went the other way

Drink it down, down, down, down, down . . .

He's the meanest

He sucks the horse's penis

He's the meanest

He's the horse's ass

Ever since he found it

All he does is pound it

He's the meanest

He's the horse's ass

Drink it down, down, down . . .

(Sung to a slow drinker)

Why are we waiting  

Could be fornicating

Why are we waiting 

Oh why, why why

(again)

Here's to fellow hashers, fellow hashers, fellow hashers

Here's to fellow hashers, may they chug a lug

They're happy, they're jolly, they're fucked up by golly

Here's to fellow hashers may they chug a lug

(sung to Micky Mouse Song)

S H I T T Y  T R A I L 

Shitty Trail (trail sucked)

Shitty Trail (trail blew)

The mother fuckers laid a shitty trail

S H I T T Y  T R A I L 

drink it down down 

Why was he born so beautiful 

Why was he born at all

He's no bloody use to anyone

He's no bloody use at all

He may be a joy to his mother

But he's a pain in the arsehole to me

Drink it down, down, down . . .

Oh where o where were you last week?

Why did you make us hash all alone?

You fat lazy bastards, you weren't even here

So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer

Down down, drink it all down

Drink it all down, drink all down

You fat lazy bastards you weren't even here

So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer

They ought to be publicly pissed on 

They ought to be publicly shot

They ought to be tied to a urinal 

And left there to fester and rot

Drink it down, down, down . . .