Correction to the August 18 Hash Report

It must be admitted on very rare occasions our hash reports do not get things exactly right. Sometimes it is a matter of collective perversity as for example, when the group refused to accord the name "Doesn't Work" honouring one member's early retirement and insisted on recalling his greatest career achievement "Crash." In another instance the group trivialized a member calling her "Jolly Molly" until that person's distinguished achievements on the bicycle hash forced upon them a name change to "Blows Twice." In the last hash, No Longer Virgin Jim outlined his trekking ambitions in Spain and the group voted in a "family friendly" way to honour such absurdity with the name "Long and Hard." However it seems the image of talking skeleton hanging from a stick had become so firmly lodged in many minds that the Hash Scribe incorrectly referred to him as "Walking Wreck." We apologize to Long and Hard for this egregious error and regret any discomfort this may have caused him. On! On! WB Hash Sec