Driving Instructions to Chaingrai Hash Saturday 15 at 4 pm

The third Saturday comes quickly this month. Here are the driving instructions to the 107th Chiangrai family friendly hash on Saturday September 15. Head south on the Super Highway past the Big C. At the first set of traffic lights turn left onto Highway 1020. Travel this road for 500 metres then turn left at the HHH sign. After approximately one kilometer along this gravel road, you will come to a sharp right hand bend. Park about 300 metres after this bend at the HHH sign. Allow 10 minutes from Big C. FRBS can do it in half that time. The hash starts at 4 pm. Hares: Pat on the Back, Flying Dutchman, Shocking. In the event of Hurricanes/Tsunamis At this time of the year, the storm-tracking duo of Wirgin Bluce and Titanic will be on 24 hour alert for any Hurricanes or Tsunamis within a radius of 2,000 kilometres. Should they give the red light we will then put plan B into motion. PLAN B We will use are all weather hash trail trekking twice around the Big C carpark (undercover of course) then over the bridge to the Central Plaza car park,once around the car park straight through Tops,Robinsons and of course Mcdonalds. The long trail will take the FRBS up and down ten flights of stairs in the Little Duck hotel. BE FOREWARNED Any hasher seen riding the escalator or stepping into a lift, will be punished by drinking a double downer while standing on their head (as Bottoms Up does this every hash anyway, she will be made to sing the stars and stripes as well) The Circle Will take place in the maternity ward of Sriburin hospital were the virgins will be toasted. On On Perpetual G. M. Shocking --