Hares: G.M. Able Semen assisted by Willing-and-Able
Location: Near Wat Rawng Khun in the shadow of Hua Doi mountain
Our February hash was notable for the number of core hashers not present. Hash Cash, Do It Yourself and Hash Beer, Hand Cock found replacements in our most popular G.M. ever, Shocking and the perpetual Scribe, Wirgin Bluce. Bushwacker was also missed but less so her inseparable companion, Nam Ron. The later it got the more surely we all expected the Oileds to appear. Eventually Wild Woman phoned Well Oiled. That’s how we discovered that they plan to come on the morrow.
Nonetheless 25 people showed up for the run of whom seven declared themselves virgins. There were eleven farang men. The women numbered six Thais and two farangs. Six were kids.
The G.M. tried to get the hashers moving promptly but no one would leave before seeing the beer properly iced. There was no shortage of helping hands when the temporary Hash Beer finally arrived with the stocks.
Front Running Bastards Hallo, Hallo, Doesn’t Matterhorn and Brussels Sprouts disappeared as soon as the door to the beer car was locked. Having learned from previous experience how easily these FRBs can lead people astray, the hare, G.M. Able Semen ran with them leaving his assistant, Willing-and-Able to sweep the route. The next time we saw the FRBs, they were retching in withdrawal symptoms waiting for Wild Woman to return with the car key.
The rest of the hashers spread themselves out in a long row. Virgins Peter, Paul and Marty closely followed Ben and Yvonne incorrectly assuming that they knew what they were doing. At the rear, Pat-on-the-Back led a pack of female virgins and children including Wee, Som O, Doi, Nawng and Yo Yo. Mike efforts to destroyed a bamboo bridge stranding daughter Jo on the wrong side.
The prospects of selling more t-shirts did not look good as the curvaceous Boy Magnet neglected to don her form-fitting wear. However Mike was so impressed by the way the t-shirt flatters Superglue’s stocky frame that he thought it might hide his paunch as well. Fortunately he also bought one for svelte Jo who will surely have more success prompting future sales.
Before asking for volunteers to hare future hashes, the G.M. honoured Smoked Wiener who has always responded positively to such calls. Mother Jolly Molly looked on proudly as her five-year-old downed his first glass of beer. His grandfather, Reverse Thruster, will be pleased to how precociously the boy masters essential HHH skills, she said.
Future hares, mostly absent, answering the call were:
March Wirgin Bluce and Wild Woman
April Hand Cock and Helping Hand
May Do It Yourself and Do It Better
June Stoned and Rolling
As the meeting broke up, first off was the temporary Hash Cash with the collection before the temporary Hash Beer could present the bills. Thus our group continues to have a positive cash balance for a few more days.
Hint the link below for photos of this run. http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/sredir?uname=bruce.kennedy1&target=ALBUM&id=5305551258129567025&authkey=9f6zYyZcFeA&authkey=9f6zYyZcFeA&invite=CMTRg_EG&feat=email
On! On!
Notes by Hash Scribe Wirgin Bluce
