Report of HHH Run# 91: Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Chiangrai “Start slowly and taper off “ Hash

 S2ATO the Family Friendly Hash

   

                                        Founded  15 November 2003    

 

Location:  Hua Doi area north of the Thoeng Road (1020) near km stone 9.

Hares: Do It Yourself assisted by Do It Better

            Following the recent spate of emails discussing the nature of our group and the subsequent resignations of the GM, Hash Scribe and Hash Cash, there was considerable concern whether we would have a hash this month and if so whether anyone would show up for it. As it turned out such misgivings were misplaced. The durable Hash Beer, Do It Better rose to the occasion and produced a fine trail with assistance of Do It Better, a motorcycle and Google Earth. Twenty one hashers showed up including seven children.

            At the word “Go,”  Nam Ron aided and abetted by the other usual FRBs On Fire, Able Semen and Bushwacker, took off leaving his three boys, Buffalo Bill, Ranger and No Name in a cloud of dust. However to give credit where credit is due, he did provide the boys with poles tipped in red paint which would conveniently obscure the blood from any injuries they might incur. 

            The hash otherwise evolved in the usual manner. The second tier far behind the FRBs included Fired Up, Hard Wired, Special Needs, Special Services, and your faithful correspondent. The abandoned boys came next not much ahead of the four Powder Puffs. Shocking was conspicuous as ever in the middle along with Sperm Bank and the Lost Samurai in the middle. Not far behind came the ladies headed by Wild Woman, Pat on the Back and Nok Easy whose constant chatter made them easy to monitor. They had been forewarned by the hare that there was a fragile bamboo bridge to cross and everyone was eager to get over it before Shocking arrived.

          Back in the circle, Shocking amply filled the place of the absent GM. He began by appointing yours truly and Able Semen, scribe and deputy to the vacant office. He himself took over the Hash Cash’s job with Fired Up deputizing. So now the Mismanagement Committtee under the awesome leadership of the most popular GM ever, consists of Nam Ron, head of trails, the Hash Beer Do It Yourself, the Hash Scribes myself and Able Semen plus the new Hash Cashes Shocking and Fired Up.

 In the absence of any virgins or new members to name and with the threat of double kneestanding down down  punishment for anyone who swears, hashers soon discovered that there was nothing to do in the circle. So it soon broke up.  Sperm Bank reported that his four Powder Puffs complained that this was the most boring circle ever.  

Wirgin Bluce

Newly reappointed Hash Scribe

           

           

Directions to May Hash (no 92) Saturday 21st of May 2011

 Start 4.00 pm prompt

CHIAINGRAI HHH

Starting from Big C (or Robinson if you prefer that) going south on Superhighway no 1 at first trafficlight turn left towards Toeng on road 1020. Be aware of the roadwork so keep far on the left side 100 m before trafficlight else you have to go straight towards BKK, cannot turn at the trafficlight!.

Go on 1020 and at milestone no 9 (just outside the restarea) you slow down and after another 300 m turn left (just 5 m before a shitfactory, thai word for recyclingplace.) I will put up a HHH-sign there.

After 200 m, park the car where there might be a HHH-sign.

The Hash will be a normal Chiang Rai style Family Hash and just normal Front Running Bastards. There will be a circle, everyone wear Hash-shirts and of course all swearing in the circle is banned! If someone break that rule he will have a doubble kneestanding down-down!

So everyone are welcome and I hope that everyone will come!

On on.
For the hashers that want to have a meal after the Hash I can reccomend The Ostrich Farm that is only 1.3 km from the Circle on the way back to Chiang Rai.

We were there tonight for dinner and they have mostly thai dishes but also Hamburgers, Porkburgers and Ostrichburgers.

They also have 6 different small buffet sets for 5-6 people with prices between 167 to 197 baht per person.

There are many different animals, they have a western village with a Casino and for the more adventures hashers they have Ostrich-riding! I think I saw some horses there too!

And some very good shopping so there is something for everyone!

On On

Hares of the month
"Do it yourself" and "Do it Better"
(yes, she will be there this time ! )

Songkran Hash Report no 91 April 16th

Chaingrai (Families Welcome) HHH 

 

(S2ATO Start Slowly and Taper Off Hash )                       

                                      Songkran Hash Report no 91 April 16th

                                 

                                      Otherwise known as the French Revolution

 

Location, vicinity of  the very scenic Doi Hang nr Dons Cafe

         Due to a Technical hitch, i, Shocking, offer my humble contribution

 

There was a good turnout for the normally quiet Songkran Hash attendance, this year we missed Wild Womans welcoming  sprinkle of water as we arrived.

 

Allo Allo was in the HOT seat as GM, and after one or two choice words (to say the least) we were handed over  to our hare for the day Able Semen. With arms outstretched he advised the hashers to be on the look out for the BIGGEST Eagle he had ever  seen when setting the trail that morning,also he had come across a herd of cattle but reassured us they would have finished grazing, he concluded by saying there was a long trail of about 7 km and a shorter trail of 5 km.

       

 The pack set off,the FRBS quickly opened up a gap over the rest of the field,yours truly who reluctantly stays at the back of the pack making sure we did not lose anyone,having to look down at the floor for paper and to look skywards for this biggest eagle ever seen imagining  that this eagle would come swooping down at any minute and knowing my luck make a B line for me and carry me off by the scruff of the neck with the Eagle saying to its self "the size of this fella,he will keep the kids fed for a fortnight"   

 

At the half way stage I was confronted by, Dirty Dancer, Sperm Bank with the Powder Puff girls and Namron feeding Wild Bill through a camelback, with Bushwacker making a welcome return, i was told in no uncertain terms that i had taken a short cut and was now in the middle of the pack. "would i do that"

 

MEANWHILE  at the finish line and with the FRBS near to home and our brave Hare convinced that the beer stocks were in Titanics pickup, he tried in vain to pick the lock with no success, he once again set off on the trail to retrieve the key off Titanic only to be told by Do it Yourself that he had the beer stocks in his pickup and did not need a key to open.

 

The first home was Paddy Boy,he had ran the long course then got mixed up and ran the shorter course twice and still arrived back in 55minutes, Allo Allo trailed in 2nd followed by Belly Dancer from the Chiang Mai Hash,Belly Dancer was seen walking at one stage by the hare but after crossing the hares hand with money his secret is safe from the Chaing Mai FRBS.

 

MEANWHILE  your truly having crossed over the only obstacle on the trail a small ditch and now only to cross one more field and then home and beer, at this stage we came across  a marauading  herd of cattle,yours truly bravely tried to direct the hashers to safety but when the hashers went to the left the herd followed, when the hashers went to the right the herd followed, the herd carer who looked as if he had been on a 2 day bender was neither use nor ornament HOLY COW i looked down only to find i have red trousers on, i looked up only to find this enormous bull staring me in the eye,i bravely beckoned the other hashers to safety then looked this enormous bull in the eye and ready to cross swords with this animal.

And if you believe that BS I ran like hell across the field as fast as my legs would carry me

 

The Circle

The GM called in the hare Able Semen and thanked him for a sterling effort setting the trail,we welcomed one virgin  fired ups niece (nice girl) she also became a member of our  "Theres one born every minute club by buying a hash shirt.  There was no 3 hash names to be given and we attempted to have a June Hare volunteer,the only name that was thrown in the ring was brain Health who now confirms himself as the June Hare with the trail starting from his house at Huai Sak.  The ever jovial Paddy boy finished the circle with a 5 minute stint by kneeling and trying to drink a downer with no hands.

 

The ON ON ON

Took us to Dons Cafe,the food served of BQ ribs Steak, chicken, Pizza etc finished off with ice cream was superb.  We would like to thank Able Semen for organising the event and Dons Cafe for their service 

 

On On

Shocking with help from Able Semen

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers

 

"Hashing is a state of mind -
a friendship of kindred spirits joined together for the sole purpose of reliving their childhood or fraternity days, releasing the tensions of everyday life, and generally, acting a fool amongst others who will not judge you or measure you by anything more than your sense of humor."