June has postponed 1 week to June 23rd

Because, apparently, it's someone's birthday, and 50% of hashers are gonna be too busy getting wasted at someone's house...

I'll make sure to post the details of said party so everybody can partake in the festivities.

Frozen Ring

June 23rd Hash - Directions

POSTPONED 1 WEEK TO JUNE 23rd

Time: 4 PM
Place: Shocking's place (close to Global house)

Directions

1- From King Mengrai monument, head south on highway 1 towards Bic-C
2- After the Big-C, turn left on the 1020 (HomePro road)
3- Keep left for 850 metres, turn left on the road right before Global House
4- Go straight for 800 metres, turn left right before the bridge
5- Go to the end, turn left again
6- There is a vacant lot on the right, park there.

Details

This will be the last hash I hare before heading back to Canada (kinda) permanently. It will be a semi-urban hash. It will be FAR SUPERIOR to the last hash we had (I like to set low bars for myself).

The only reason we're doing it at this location is for me to enjoy the incredible GM talents of Shocking one last time. Even though the circle is going to be held 5 metres from his house, it might still prove too far for him. We'll probably have to go to his living room and gather around his lazy boy.

By the way, I'm pretty sure I can convince Pat on the Back to make us some food. For some strange reason, she seems to like us.

Finally, if anybody is debating whether or not to show up because they might get rained on, I would like to mention that my wife is going to carry our 9-month-old baby around for this one, rain or shine.

Suck it up princesses, you got no excuses.


Frozen ring

ANNOUNCING YOLO LANNA BUSH HASH #31

Dear Chiang Rai Hash Community,

There will be a LBH3 in Thung Yung village (30 kms east of Chiang Rai) on Saturday 30th June. The hash will be up to 18 kms (you can walk/run as little as much as you feel comfortable). Transport to and from Malabar, post hash dinner at the circle and almost as much beer as you can drink will be provided. The cost is 1000 baht but interested parties who reply and confirm attendance with shirt size to this post or email jondanby2@gmail.com by Tuesday 12th June will also receive a shirt. Sorry ladies but until the revolution it is males only but feel free to invite your male friends, Ladyboys and female Toms and other women who identify with the male gender. On Friday 29th (pre-) and Saturday 30th June (post-hash) there will be a Boat (Pub Crawl) in Chiang Rai where you have the opportunity of winning a 6 pack of Leo in the Malabar.. All are welcome to join this event and Boat entry forms can be obtained from Jon in Malabar, Jet Yod Rd. by Friday 29th or reply here. Hared by GM Frozen Ring, Bad Hobbit (AKA Dildo Bugger of Bell End) and Vomitrainboworaldiarrheaflamingunicornsourpusslollypopsmayhem. Announcement on the less physically challenging but more inclusive and  less sober Saturday June 16th local hash coming soon.