Location-----Nong Pueng Pond Northwest of Doi Khau Khwai
Hares----- Doesen"t Matterhorn and Swiss Roll
In the absence of are renowned hash scribe Virgin Bluce who his believed to be on a touring holiday of all the Whiskey and Beer Distillerys of Canada, I offer my humble contribution.
There was a very good turn out for our Virgin hares trail that consisted of 17male,12 female 3 Children.
The FRBS of Allo Allo, On Fire and Virgin Jessica who had only been jogging around the pond until Reverse Thruster press ganged her into the hash set the pace.
Within the first kilometre the pattern of the scenic trail unfolded,the FRBs panned out to trace some very crafty checks giving the rest of the field time to bunch up. This suited the mid division that consisted of Oops Matron,Odd Job,Super Glue, Do It Better and Pat On The Back, the only major obstacle was a rather unsafe looking bamboo bridge that had over half the field queueing up to cross. Bushwacker showed the way by bravely skipping over the bridge together with Speedy Gonzarlis, Rolling, Sealed Lips and Lip Service while MANipulator’s 5 month old Rottweiler pup had to be coaxed over.
As the FRBs came home in under 40 minutes with the rest of the field not far behind only to be greeted by our devoted GM Able Semen who had stayed behind to guard the beer stocks just in case anyone from Liverpool was holidaying in the area.
The circle was called with the thanking of Doesen"t Matterhorn, Swiss Roll and of course Swiss Cream for their efforts and hospitality of Mango and Sticky Rice also Somtam Khaow Neo.
We had 6 virgins Hannie, Mike, Ryan, Jessica and Darryl & wife. Darryl must rate as a future ardent hasher as he brought his own beer just in case the hash stocks ran out.
Next up the 3 hashers who were due names, Tony whose hash name from Manilla is Tony The Lonely but it was suggested that as this was the first hash he had not got lost it should read Tony was The Lonely. After a tight vote his Manila name stood. Next up was John who after giving a detailed account of his navigation skills was donned the name "Titanic." His wife is due a name on her next appearance. Stuart received the name The Better Man.
Four hashers, notably Flying Dutchman, Dutch Treat, Fired Up and On Fire had completed our very stringent 6 hash free shirt rule and after vowing not to resell them on E bay for a vast profit received their t-shirts.
Before the circle was concluded, Nam Ron tried to bring to task Stoned, Do It Yourself and myself (the most popular ex-GM ever) for their objections to his idea of a 5pm start. He was soon shot down when it was revealed he had been offered a "Job Lot" of very cheap Miners Headlamps that prompted him into cashing in by palming them off on the hash.
on on
Shocking
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