October 17th Hash - Directions

Oral Banger will be the Hare for the next Hash. He claims there will be no river crossings but knowing him, expect a few of the following:

• Caving
• Cobras
• Bungee jumping
• Hangliding
• Extreme ironing (do look it up)
• Roller derby
• Snorkeling in the river
• Tasers
• Snorkeling in the river with tasers
• Explosions
• Base jumping (wing suit optional)
• Lack of a proper paper trail 

You have been warned.

-Fozen Ring

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DIRECTIONS

Date:    Saturday 17th October

Time:    16:00

Hare:    Oral Banger

Location:  Ban Du

Directions:

-Take a left turn after Ban Du market on the road to Pong Prabhat waterfall.

-The meeting point will be at Oral Banger's house which is about 2 kms past Pong Prabhat hot springs.

-You will see a small orange building on the right with a rice field behind it, and Oral Banger's house is on the left with the cement and brown picket fence. 

-Signs will be clearly posted. 

He has promised that there will be no rivers crossings...

Hope to see you there,

On On!!

September 26th - Write Up

You know you’re not doing your job as scribe very well when the Hare for the next Hash sends you directions before you actually post the last write up.

I’ll save Wirgin Bruce some trouble and put it out there myself: shame on me.

This will be a short and sweet write up, as a piss poor write up is better than no write up at all. Right?

Shocking didn’t want to shock anyone and ignored Do It Yourself suggestions of making it a long and hard Hash, just like we like them. So we ended up with a nice stroll in the park: flat, short and uneventful. No one died, no one got lost, there were no rivers to cross and no mountain to scale… yep, pleasant, in a retirement home kind of way.

Thank God there was beer.

Well at least when Agent Orange finally showed up to unlock the trunk of his pickup. 

This would prove to be the most controversial moment of the hash. Here are the facts, you can decide who’s fault it was:

• Scotch On The Rocks tried opening the trunk. She concluded it was locked.
• No other Hashers could attempt to open it as there was too much bitching to be done about the situation.
• Agent Orange shows up and magically, the trunk is unlocked. He claims it always was…

Anyways, thanks to Shocking and Do It Yourself for providing us with some tasty food, if not an eventful Hash.

Circle

Virgins

Nicky (Teacher at Mae Fah Luang University)

Kristen (Who showed a bit late after winning the argument that a foreigner woman knows her way around Chiang Rai better than a Thai Tuk Tuk driver).

Next Hares

The GM learned some new tricks on her trip to Nigeria, particularly the art of making people involuntarily volunteering …

October: Titanic pulled out and is replaced by Oral Banger

November: Spartapuss and Scotch on the Rocks

December: Kiwi and Yellow Beaver

January: Bad Hobbit

-Frozen Ring