You know
you’re not doing your job as scribe very well when the Hare for the next Hash
sends you directions before you actually post the last write up.
I’ll save
Wirgin Bruce some trouble and put it out there myself: shame on me.
This will
be a short and sweet write up, as a piss poor write up is better than no write
up at all. Right?
Shocking didn’t
want to shock anyone and ignored Do It Yourself suggestions of making it a long
and hard Hash, just like we like them. So we ended up with a nice stroll in the
park: flat, short and uneventful. No one died, no one got lost, there were no
rivers to cross and no mountain to scale… yep, pleasant, in a retirement home
kind of way.
Thank God
there was beer.
Well at
least when Agent Orange finally showed up to unlock the trunk of his pickup.
This would prove to be the most controversial moment of the hash. Here are the
facts, you can decide who’s fault it was:
- Scotch On The Rocks tried opening the trunk. She concluded it was locked.
- No other Hashers could attempt to open it as there was too much bitching to be done about the situation.
- Agent Orange shows up and magically, the trunk is unlocked. He claims it always was…
Anyways,
thanks to Shocking and Do It Yourself for providing us with some tasty food, if
not an eventful Hash.
Circle
Virgins
Nicky (Teacher
at Mae Fah Luang University)
Kristen
(Who showed a bit late after winning the argument that a foreigner woman knows
her way around Chiang Rai better than a Thai Tuk Tuk driver).
Next Hares
The GM
learned some new tricks on her trip to Nigeria, particularly the art of making
people involuntarily volunteering …
October:
Titanic pulled out and is replaced by Oral Banger
November:
Spartapuss and Scotch on the Rocks
December:
Kiwi and Yellow Beaver
January:
Bad Hobbit
-Frozen Ring
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