October 17th - Write up

16 Hashers showed up, including 2 virgins: Bruce and Kanav.

Bruce lives in Chiang Rai with his wife, Lois, who showed up for the last hash.

Kanav is a teacher at Mae Fah Luang University.


The trail


*I was not present at this hash, so I will extrapolate from past experiences.*

Oral Banger was the hare for the trail. He showed up late. 

The trail started out with a *insert one: massive river/highway/electrical fence/snake pit* crossing. 

Thankfully,all Hashers managed to get across thanks to Oral Bangers' *insert one: boat/dirtbike/girlfriend/cobra*.

He announced a *insert one: very short/very long/very pleasant/very easy* trail but he was intentionally misleading as the trail was  *insert one, two or three: insanely hard/insanely long/insanely non-existant*.

It took over *insert one: 5 hours/2 days/5 minutes* for all the hashers to make it back.

Everybody's opinion of Oral Banger *insert one: remains the same/has greatly improved*.




Circle

Oral Banger, a man of surprises, made a big announcement: he's getting hitched and leaving for Dubai. It turns out that teacher/student relationships are not as frowned upon there.

Oral Banger's mom, Linda, got named "The Producer" as she "produced" this exceptional being.

Various Hashers got humiliated, songs were sang and a bunch of beer was drunk. 



Next Hash: Elections!

The current GM, Cop Out, will use her great powers of involuntary volunteering to name the next mismanagement committee because (let's be honest) no one will ever volunteer for any of those crappy jobs. Except maybe for Hash Scribe: that's pretty cool.

Hares: Scotch on the Rocks, Spartapuss (spoiler alert: one of them will choke)


-Frozen Ring