Dec Hash directions. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Wirgin Bluce's directions. The instruction is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of orienteering, most of it will go over a typical Hasher's head. There's also Bluce's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his writing- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The Hashers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these directions, to realise that they're not just informative - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Wirgin Bluce's directions truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Bluce's existential catchphrase "On On!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Wirgin Bluce's genius wit unfolds itself on the CRHHH blogspot age.. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Wirgin Bluce tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

From Wirgin Bluce:

"The December run will be quite short given the length of daylight available to us. It is about 5.5 kilometres in length, with some hills, and also some flat tracked areas for runners to stretch their legs.

Do not, however, wear new designer trainers, nor pristine white socks because there is an area of quite deep mud! Please be at the RV in good time for a Hare Brief at 3.45, and a start at 4pm prompt.

The run is an A to B with the A being Ian (Able Semen's) house..

Directions to the RV:

If approaching from Chiang Rai, then either take the Chiang Mai Old Road – hereafter referred to as CMOR - or the Superhighway out of town.

Proceed to Kilometre stone 13 on the CMOR. It is important to note that these stones have 3 numbers. Please refer to the number FACING THE ROAD. The stones are on the right hand side of the road.

Immediately after this stone, there are a petrol station and an ice factory on the same side of the road.

You will then come to a smallish government building also on this same side of the road. Almost opposite this government building there is a turning to the LEFT. 

All things being equal, there will be a HHH sign positioned here. Follow this road for 2 and a bit kilometres and you will see a water tower on your right. There is a very sharp right turning after this tower.

Take this turning and follow this road for 1.1 kilometres and you will see a very pleasing display of Bougainvillea on the left. Turn left here and this is the RV.

HHH signs will hopefully be placed at the water tower and the entry to the RV. If using the Superhighway, proceed south to the traffic lights at the White Temple.

Turn right here and proceed for some 5 kilometres to the end of this road which is in fact a T junction with the CMOR.

Turn left and follow directions as above.

If you have an IQ of 185 or more, you will easily decipher these directions. If not, my phone number is 0660816691."