Hash #125 Write Up

The 125^th CRFFHHH Hash Run was held at the Chiang Rai Province Reforestation Park south of Mae Chan, off of Highway 1.  The Hash brought a good number of Hashers old and new, virgin and experienced to the 5 k.m. trail set by the Hare, Loose Stool (your faithful scribe), and Co-Hare, Just-In Beaver.  The day was ideal for hashing; a warm Saturday afternoon with a slight, cool breeze embraced the twenty-plus Hashers that started the run promptly after 3pm.

The Hash led the runners and walkers up and down the teak and bamboo forests of the park.  The trail snaked around lakes and large rice paddies and provided the Hashers with beautiful views as the sun dipped below the tree line, bathing the park with beams of bright light and deep shadow.  A tall hill through the teak slowed down many of the runners and walkers alike.  There were numerous circle and T checks and two false trails that failed to stump the well experienced FRB’s, allowing them to finish the relatively short trail faster than the Hares predicted.  However, few were aghast to see the first FRB, that smirking, silver fox NamRon, return to the meeting point in a bit over 30 minutes, followed closely by visiting Pittsburgh Hashers, Bestiality and his ‘better half’ Animal.  The walkers arrived in a bit less than an hour, showcasing their merit as perspiration seeped through their shirts.

The circle began after most had cooled their hands and heads with 12 ounces of ice cold libation provided once again by Crash, who bravely guarded the liquid gold as the others ran/walked the Hash.  The Hares took a bit of a ribbing in the circle with claims of ‘Too short,’ and ‘Too steep’ cruelly drowning out the noble admiration expressed by Doesn’t Cum and Shocking.  The latter two were punished/awarded with splashes due to their dignified sincerity

There were four Hash virgins ready and willing to lose their HHH innocence.   Oral Banger demonstrated his malice, subjecting his beautiful, kind mother Linda (a new resident of Chiang Mai) and his younger, better looking and more successful brother Brandon to the company of such a motley crew of sinners.  Joining the Banger family were Dave and Boa who, after being beckoned to the Hash no less than 500 times by their friends, finally decided to grace the group with their collective presence.  All four seemed keen to make Hashing a regular activity.

There was one Hash name change, our Canuck friend Eh’wholesome will now forever be known in the story of life as TriSexual, given her admitted attraction, and assumed congress, to and with fellow triathlon competitors.   The 125^th CRFFHHH Hash ended around 5:30pm with everyone heading south to their respective destinations around Chiang Rai.  Don’t forget to show up for next month’s Hash set by Puck Off and Baby Burner…it will be their last Chiang Rai Hash for a while.

ON! ON!