Officially,
Dragon Ball, Johnnie Walker, Creeper Peeper and NoName set up this hash for us.
Unofficially, it seems Namron had very
low confidence in them and decided to set out the course mostly by himself.
Now, I’m not a parent, but it does seem to me like a strange way to boost your
kids’ self-esteem…
Anyhow, it was a small hash, only 15 hashers showed
up. The relatively low attendance can be explained by the recent holidays: trips back home, trips within the country and
trips to the liquor store.
After the
usual brief explanations, we were on our way. According to Brown Eye For The
Queer Guy (a visiting hasher), the human’s orientation center is situated in
the nipples. That is why he immediately took off his shirt (for optimal cooling
of the orientation center, I assume) and proceeded to lead the entire hash to
run the loop in the exact opposite direction. Only the hash cash and the hash
scribe knew better than to trust an outsider for directions. This lead to a
brief but very eloquent debate halfway in (names are withheld to preserve the
dignity of some debaters):
-You’re
going the wrong way.
-No, YOU
are going the wrong way!
-I don’t think
so.
-I DO think
so!
-Well then,
we’re continuing.
-Well then,
we are too!
Both groups
made it back pretty much at the same time but clearly, for having run the loop
in the right direction, the views were much better for H2Hoe and me.
The circle
According
to Brown Eye For the Queer Guy, the human body’s social center is situated in
the navel. This is why (I presume) that he kept his shirt off during the whole
circle, even if the temperature got pretty cold.
We had 3
virgins: Farah and a couple of friends of Wirgin Bluce, Rhondi from Oregon and
her husband, Andy.
Christened
hashers: Bad Hobbit (for doing an entire
hash bare feet)
So fast yet
so muscular award: Brown Eye For The Queer Guy
Going the
right way despite everybody else going the wrong way award: H2Hoe and Frozen ring.
Many thanks
to Namron (and the kids) for making this awesome trail!
-Frozen Ring
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