due to our renowed hash scribe wirgin (shakespeare)bluce
rushing off after the hash to a chaingmai temple in order to
meditate for the next ten days and who wishes it to be known
that the rumour he his drying out is completly untrue,
the following notes have been compiled by the very willing and
able semen
> The August Hash was held on Saturday, 16th August, 2008.
> The event was attended by a total of 25 people, of whom
> there were 11 men, all of the farang persuasion, 10 were
> women, comprised of 9 Thai ladies and 1 from the US of A.
> The Hash commenced shortly after 4 pm and all proceeded
> smoothly for the relatively short distance of 1.5 kms or so.
> Then it did not! It seems that the paper trail, leading away
> from a check near to a small hut by a stream, could not be
> found. This had the unfortunate effect of causing everyone
> to take the wrong trail from that point onwards.
> In fact, the Hash split into two groups here. The first
> appeared to pick up the final 3.5 kms of the trail, which
> they then followed, so completing a much abbreviated version
> of the intended trail. This group finished their "short
> course" in 38 minutes. Brain helth was first home, followed
> closely by 'Allo 'Allo, then Do It Better, and dosent matterhorn
> The other group, after toiling away in the rice fields in
> their fruitless search for the paper trail leading from the
> hut, then followed what seems to have been the correct trail
> but in the wrong direction. After some 1 hour and 30
> minutes, they reluctantly bowed to the inevitable and
> summoned a lift back to the finish. At the point from which
> they telephoned for transport, they had completed about 75%
> of the trail, or some 6 kms.
> Both the Hare and the Writer are sorry at this outcome to what, otherwise, had all the
> makings of a successful Hash. Regrettably the Hare is unable
> to change history and can only express regret. The Writer
> could change history, I suppose, but will not!
> To turn to more positive aspects of the day, it was
> generally felt that the terrain was well suited to a Hash,
> and that the location, or what little was seen of it, was
> attractive and most picturesque. A return visit was mooted.
> The Hash was fortunate to have found a resort under
> construction in the area. The owner was happy to allow the
> Hash to make use of a small sala within the grounds of this
> resort and so it was that we were able to provide some hot
> food as well as the more traditional liquid form of
> refreshment, prior to the Circle being formed. The catering
> was of a very high standard, as the Writer has already come
> to expect of Pat on the Back. Our collective thanks go to
> pat on the back and boy magnet for making all of this happen so splendidly.
> And so to the Circle!
> There was one Hash Virgin, namely Ashley, the sole farang
> lady. It is to be hoped that this will be the first of
> numerous Hashes for you Ashley.
> In addition, there were two Hash christenings. To be
> totally accurate, there was only one since namrons offspring insisted
on being named power ranger but then compomised with danger ranger
> the second went ahead and so congratulations go to Stuck in
> the Mud, so named for somewhat obvious reasons. I am quite
> sure that the soubriquet (that was entirely for the benefit
> of Allo Allo if he has bothered to read this far!) is
> totally unjustified in all other respects!
> Brain helth offered a thank you to the providers of transport
> which retrieved the Second group
> The GM thanked pat on the back and boy magnet for their splendid work in
> feeding for the Hash. Perhaps not 5000, but they certainly
> catered admirably for 25!
> And, of course the GM made a few comments regarding the
> trail, the Hare, the dubious nature of the Hare's
> parentage etc., etc., etc. I expect you get the drift of it
> all. Hey ho!
> Finally, Stoned was thanked for having agreed to organise the
> September 2008 meeting of the Chiang Rai Hash House
> Harriers.
> (Note: any similarity to actual events, places or persons
> whether living or otherwise is purely accidental)
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